I think I’ve finally figured out what’s still bothering me about this guy I’m trying to get over and this whole BDSM misadventure. I can’t go the way he wants me to go, but I don’t think I remember the way back to vanilla either, which leaves me pretty much nowhere. Sexual no man’s land, and it’s cold as a witch’s tit out here.
So I’m sitting here trying to think of something to do that might cheer me up, and suddenly I realize I forgot to watch Big Bang Theory this week. I bring it up on my computer, and what happens? Amy discovers she likes to be “disciplined.”
What the fuck is happening in my world?