Note to undiscovered-ocean: I honestly don’t know if Brandon is a vegan. There I go again, making assumptions, and you know what they say about people who assume. All I know is, my friends who are vegans are probably way healthier than me, and have much clearer consciences, but they all look about 15 years older than they are. I’m not sure why that is. Of course, there’s really no telling what makes someone suddenly look older. I imagine touring can take a lot out of a person. Or maybe it’s just me and my hang-ups about aging and my irrational need to feed people cake. The kind made with milk and eggs and refined sugar and gluten and all that nasty fattening stuff. Especially if it’s someone’s birthday, for heaven’s sake. If there’s one thing this party on Friday isn’t going to run out of, it’s virtual baked goods. Maybe they’ll make him as hungry as he looks.