Oh, alright, so here’s the post I deleted earlier because I decided it was too gossipy and unfair, but a friend whose opinion I respect says, “express yourself, fool,” so here goes nothing. You be the judge. I already (though completely unintentionally) pissed off a whole bunch of Young the Giant fans the other day, so what’s a few more ruffled feathers? Apologies in advance:
"Yep, I’m pretty sure this is what she was wearing when she breezed past us in the hallway at the Hard Rock. I’m really trying very hard to like this girl. I really and truly am. I’m sure she’s lovely, but there’s something - I don’t know what it is. Could it be the thing in her Twitter bio about "Holding space as a vessel for spirit?" I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me and my low kumbaya threshold these days. Whatever. I shouldn’t criticize, and I’m already feeling guilty about it. So anyway, speaking of vessels, is she expecting or what? I heard a rumor, and then there’s that poncho. If true, it would actually make me very happy, since these are exactly the kind of people who should be having children. Most other people aren’t."